Thread: Chris Rix
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Unread 12-18-2002, 02:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I was so kind to elaborate on behalf of rix......

His mom probably weighs 305 fat pounds, and wore him out from the night before (personal family issue). Not only was he exhausted from long hours of vigirous sexual activity, but he couldnt move his mom off of him in the morning (weighing heavily on him), and therefore couldnt make it to his exam on time.

Too bad this guy didnt play for michigan.[/b][/quote]

possible one of the better things i have heard. not only does it make sence but probably is true. if i was a FSU fan i would probably beat the shit out of Rix for being a dumbass but oh well FSU still sucks either way
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