I would like to be the first to thank you for the re-signing of Nomar Garciaparra. He is probably the best cry baby in the game. Allowing Clement to go to the defending World Champions was a great idea. Good strategy on your part. Also, allowing Alou to go to one of your biggest competitions in the National League was a fantastic idea. And just when everyone thinks that you folks there on the North Side can't do any better, you decide that you may not even want Sammy Sosa anymore. The man who is probably most responsible for people coming to your games. To conclude, thanks for making baseball a better place and going back to continued mediocrity.
Sincerely,
VOL
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