Mr. Oxwelling,
Over the past two or three days, I've noted that your self-titled basketball team in the Nubblies.com fantasy basketball league has been slowly but surely destroyed by the 70 Sexxors (the team which I manage). I just wanted to take this time to point out the huge margin which separates me from you. It would appear as if your team was 75 or so percent Jewish, which is quite a tragedy for both your and I (as I appreciate good competition, something which you obviously cannot provide).
I post this message in hopes of getting some type of response from you. I see that you've been registered for quite some time, yet you fail to post at all. Failing to reply to this post would be the equivalent of admitting that you accept the 70 Sexxors' huge collective cock with arms wide open. I simply want an "Alright, you've got me by the balls, I might as well give up" or anything comparable. Basically, anything that you could say in reply would be better than saying nothing at all...that's the point that I'm trying to get across. Your team is going to lose, that's not even worth being discussed, how you, as a manager, bounce back from this loss could be measured by your handling of this very message. I trust you'll do the right thing.
Sincerely,
Orgazmo (Manager of the 70 Sexxors)
[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 13, 2002).]
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