Shaw, you see that blond sitting beside him? (Bottom right of the pic).
Odds are, he fucked her last night. She was incredibly hot...and he got to have sex with her.
It was sorta humorous though, 'cause he was wearing these jeans that had patches of all the NBA Logo's on them, plus that dew rag...he was thuggin it up. I didn't even recognize him the first time I saw him. I was sitting a few rows behind him, and he came up the aisle to go take a piss or something. Anyway, a few people were giving him high-fives and talking to him and shit, and I was just like "who the hell was that guy?" Someone told me who it was, so I went down and got a pic with him during halftime.
Either way, the moral of the story is: When you're a white field goal kicker, and you dress up like a gangster, it's easy to go unnoticed.
-Ugly Bastard
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