I found a game that's similar. Actually two, but who is counting?
I am, fucker. Who are you? I am a fucking badass pirate with stuttering habits. Although no one thinks I am.
So anyway, I like humping mice that are dressed in yellow speedos. I guess I'm gonna go now. However, not until I take this bookbag filled with elbino baby hamsters. Elbino meaning that Spanish albinos are often indigenous to paper towel rolls. In other news, I'm fucking retarded. This story blows fat donkey dick. I am totally mother fucking serious.
"Fuck. I shit bigger than you," said the fat monkey-cock of a monkey.
Sometimes, when moonlight glistens off my sweaty balls
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