Take this UB, you sophisticated piece of shit.
This year I began an undertaking of epic proportions, I would buy bottled beers and rank them.
This is entirely extracurricular to my normal drinking, which consists of Keystone Light and hard liquor.
My roommates and I keep a shelf above our sink, where we display the current top 15 beers, from center to outside (my list varies only slightly from the official appartment standpoint upon rankings).
Here's the list for this year:
1) Rolling Rock
2) Dos Equis
3) Guinness
4) Miller Genuine Draft
5) Heineken
6) Labatt Blue
7) Corona
8) Yuengling
9) St. Pauli Girl
10) Molson
11) Miller Light
12) Fosters
13) Samuel Adams
14) Bud Light
15) Michelob
16) Rock Green Light
17) Upland
18) Red Stripe
19) Colt 45
20) Coors Light
21) Southpaw Light