That was a cut and paste job.
Anywho, what's your vote for best first line to a song?
I'll start...
"You Suck, Motherfuckers"
-The Queers: You're Tripping
"You are a homosexual to the max, you are a child molester in the mix"
-Wesley Willis: Michael Jackson
"Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin' 44 beneath my head."
-Johnny Cash: Cocaine Blues
"Listen little girl its getting near the hour, on your face I'll leave the golden shower"
-The Mentors: I can't remember
"Ladies first, who the fuck made up that shit?
9 times outta 10 it was a bitch
I'm comin' at cha like this
Cause your pussy ain't no more important than my dick miss"
-Geto Boys: Gentleman
"Well I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt, and the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had another for dessert"
-Johnny Cash: Sunday Morning Coming Down
"Frank settled down in the valley and he hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wife’s forehead"
-Tom Waits: Frank's Wild Years
"I caught you with him on those damp, slick, sticky satin sheets"
-Wayne Hancock: 87 Southbound
"I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
your average white suburbanite slob"
-Denis Leary: Asshole
"I might get drunk and rob a bank"
-Hank Williams III: I Don't Know
[ March 14, 2005, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]
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