I went to a friends party, played pool and got nice and drunk. At about 12:01, some retard took about 3 gulps of vodka right from the bottle. I approached him directly afterward to tell him "Wow man, that was fucking disgusting." Right as my hand touched his shoulder, I had begun to say "disgusting", but only got as far as "d" before he threw up on a barstool, the bar, some pizza, and some beer cans.
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Also, I woke up at 5 pm today.
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