yes DCK, your new girl is much better than both of the ex's combined. Way to go, nice upgrade. Your new girl actually looks normal. Wayne nicknamed your ex's Thing 1 and Thing 2 for a reason.
I attended a small house party in Orange County, CA. Everything was kind of chill until we walked down the street to go to another party, all of us with alchohol in hand. The bitch I was carrying had my drink and hers in her hand so a cop harrassed us.
Later I got a midnight BJ from a different chick....one of the top 3 BJ I have received in my long life too.
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