I was chillin' at a friends party for most of new years when drama struck. A friend from highschool who now lives in Boston calls me up to say happy new year and all that shit and I'm like dude, all your old friends are here you should say hi. So my phone gets passed around the party and I lose track of it. About 20 minutes later this guy Thayne returns it to me and I think all is fine and dandy. About 10 minutes later there is a knock on the door. I answer it and am mortified to see my sister and her friend standing there, grinning at me. I do the wtf face and usher them outside quickly, hoping none of my douche bag friends see them. My sister just turned 17, and I have made every effort known to man to keep her pure, away from dirty parties and even dirtier guys intent on soiling her panties. Our conversation went something like this:
Repug: Wtf!?
Gina: We're booooreeeddd let us stay
Repug: WTF!?
Gina: plleeasseee
Repug: Leave now.
Gina: ..
Repug: Don't you realize what kind of danger you're in!? You're vagina! Your sweet and precious vagina! Oh god!
Gina: I need to use the bathroom
Repug: No you don't. Go in your pants.
Gina: Brian!!!
Repug: My name is repug!!
At this point people start coming in from outside and try to convince me to let her stay. I tell them to fuck off before I rip their spines out and use them as a jump rope. At this point I demand to know how she found out where this secret laid was and she told me my friend who mysteriously was at work told her. I immediately call him and say some things that would make a pirate blush, only to find out it wasn't him, it wasn't him at all! Storming back into the party I find Gina and her friend getting harassed, and a few scallywags are already giving me a hard time about how they're going to stick it to my sister.
Rage.
It's then that one of my friends comes up to me and confesses it was him. Apparently once he talked to my friend from boston he hung up, searched through my phone book and called gina up. Mother fucker! He knows how protective I am, and how pissed I would be. He's just a drunken asshole. He thought he was being real fucking cute. But he assures me he didn't do it with "malicious intent". I tell him he's a cock sucker. He puts his hand on my shoulder. I knock it away and tell him not to fucking touch me. He says something along the lines of i'm an asshole and he's going to go hit on my sister. It was then that I lost self control and punched him as hard as I could in the face. He dropped like the drunken sack of shit that he is. But I wasn't done. In my blind rage I followed him down and did a tito ortiz style elbow/forarm attack on his face. I must have gotten in 5 or 6 before about 8 guys pulled me off him. Pandemonium followed and there was mass confusion in the melee. it ended with me, my sister and her friend leaving and going to the plaza to bring in the new year. I'm not really proud of what I did, but he was trying to punk me and he had it coming. He's threatening to sue me and all this shit now, but whatever. I'd do it again.
Once the new year was brought in I made the girls go home, and I went back to the party to drink more. Fag fuck had already left, a couple people told me I was a jerk, but even more told me they were glad somebody finally stopped putting up with his shit and put him in his place.
All in all it was a crappy new year.
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