…CLUTCH CLIP OF THE WEEK!!
Thats right folks. Season 4 of the Cyberathletic Amateur League Counterstrike Source Open Division has has started this monday. Over 2000 teams have signed up for Open alone and this season is going to be HOT HOT HOT. It is my prediction that somewhere down the road competitive gaming is the next big thing to hit "sports," similar to what poker did a couple years back. Already there are famous professional CS gamers such as "Fatal1ty" that get 100,000 dollar mousepad and shoe deals, and have bitches hanging all over them 24/7. Let me introduce you to the dark, gritty underworld of online competitive gaming…
My Team: |ESF| Elite Special Forces
I’ve been playing for CS for about a year now, I rule. Me and Birdman call ourselves the Double Team Supreme.
Starting 5:
Birdman - my best pal from high school
sweaterpuppy – me, The AK-47 is an extension of my penis
Poor Bastard – father of a few
Mezzo – works in the porn industry
Toyman – Says 3 things, “I’m gonna go take a piss.” “I’m gonna go grab another beer.” “Hell yea.”
SEASON GOAL: PLAYOFFS
Game Rules for tards:
In a counterstrike match two teams of 5 are pitted against eachother on a map. Each team plays 15 105-second round halves of both the counter-terrorists and terrorist force side. A round is won by either completing your main objective or killing all enemies before the time runs out. After a half begins (Live On Three, lo3) all 15 rounds must be played without stopping.
Terrorist (Ts) Objective: Plant the bomb before the time runs out and protect until it explodes. The round clock factors out once the bomb has been planted. The bomb has a 30 second timer.
Counter-Terrorist (CTs) Objective: Prevent the Terrorists from exploding the bomb. If it is planted, it must be defused. It takes 10 seconds to defuse, 5 with a defusal kit.
Each week for 10 weeks I’ll try to post a Clutch Clip of the Week since the rules state that I have to record a demo every match to prove I’m not cheating anyway. Feel free to respond with comments like, “Wow, you’re awesome.” And such.
You will need the
Xvid codec to play clips in Windows media player.