Nubblies.net Forums - Wtf Did You Google To End Up Here? - View Single Post

ItsPaff · 01-20-2006, 01:25 AM

Schroeder, if you dont masturbate then you must have never gotten off in the entire span of your horrible, lonely life. Because GOD KNOWS not a female on Earth is going to touch you. Learn to jerk it man, itll be worth your time.

01-20-2006, 01:25 AM	#39 (permalink)
ItsPaff Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bloomington Posts: 33 Internets: 10	Schroeder, if you dont masturbate then you must have never gotten off in the entire span of your horrible, lonely life. Because GOD KNOWS not a female on Earth is going to touch you. Learn to jerk it man, itll be worth your time.
	Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows