One Liners Competition
One line song competition. All songs played to a western guitar theme followed by a BREE-HA-HA
Think of the best one line songs you can think of and post them:
(Titles in parenthesis)
So far:
Two midgets wrestling in a duffle bag (Carry on)
80 year old man with a landing strip (Deception)
18 midgets in a roller rink ('nuff said)
16 year old with pregnant womb (Contraceptive)
3 dirty sluts in a hoola hoop (Ring of fire)
7 dirty Cubans on a floating door (Refugee)
Kids run and hide when dad gets drunk (Hide and seek)
Roofies in the drink make the panties drop (Frat life)
16 years in a cardboard box (Street dreams)
Tiger Woods needs to pick a race (Affirmative action)
27 Mexicans in a pick up truck (Low Rider)
Brother fucks sister now he's uncle dad (3 hands)
Grandparents fucking and the condom breaks (bastard child)
Albino kid in a tanning bed (3rd degree)
Autistic child in a spelling bee (Tanner Phillips)
Siamese twins playing badmiton (tug of war)
3 greasy niggers in a pink canoe (stool sample)
Old Rabbi eats a pork fritter (role model)
Masturbation in a confession booth (Father lube)
Ball State police officer kills again (Strike 2)
Robert Kelly and a woman his age (water sports)
Single mom in a farming accident (Oh Deere)
Sex offender meeting at Chuckie Cheese (heaven)
Homophobe on a swimming team (speedo)
40 year old on a lawn mower (DUI)
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