My roommate had a nurd festival (LAN party) last night. Well one of his nurd friends/co worker had been hitting on my girl the last nurd festival, I was going to kick his ass so bad but my roommate was all like
[roommate]"Take it easy Vaga, he was only joking."
[vaga]"He picked the wrong thing to be joking about. I'm going to fuck him up."
[roommate]"He'll probably pull his knife."
[vaga]"hahahahahahhahahahahahha!!!!!!111111oneoneone !!"
[roommate]"..."
[vaga]"if he does I'll fucking kill him. I'm not even joking"
Well my roommate calls him up and tells him it's probably a bad idea for him to show up.
What a fucking nurd.
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