well, this is what went down last night. it was my buddy's 21st and we went to Howl at the Moon in indy... I'm drinking on an empty stomach and get obliterated. I end up getting kicked out at like 2ish... now here is where it gets interesting. I'll copy and paste the IM i left a buddy.
SittinOnDubsWGW: From getting kicked out of the bar, i don't remember anything, other than coming back to conciousness in my car, in the middle of the Indy version of Harlem. In the middle of a huge empty parking lot, as to where I guess it would be a good idea to pull over and pass out, but i backed the car up too much and the rear end of my car basically fell off of a about 3 foot embankment.
SittinOnDubsWGW: so
SittinOnDubsWGW:i decide it would be a good idea to walk around harlem looking for people to help get his car unstuck, because the rear wheels are hanging in the air, my car is wedged on this embankment
SittinOnDubsWGW: i end up talking to these two ghetto ass guys who are huge, and have a truck. I just go up and say, "hey whatsup guys, i know its late as shit, but I'm in a bit of a predicament, obviously I'm out of my element here, and my fucking car is wedged off of a parking lot, can you hook it up and help a drunken idiot like me?"
SittinOnDubsWGW: guys start laughing, "what the fuck are you talking about?"
SittinOnDubsWGW: "alright look, you see that parking lot, i backed my car off of it, look, you can see it from here, the green car on gold wheels. I'm fucking drunk and need some help"
SittinOnDubsWGW: *laughing* "shit man, how the fuck did you do that?"
SittinOnDubsWGW: "i dunno, i'm drunk"
SittinOnDubsWGW: "yeah, bro, we can help you out."
SittinOnDubsWGW: so the three of us are trying to push the car off, use some boards to try and get the wheels connected to something to get some drive, bricks under the tires everything. nothing is working
SittinOnDubsWGW: me: "I've got an idea, just hit it with your truck."
SittinOnDubsWGW: "What?!"
SittinOnDubsWGW: "just fucking come up to my front bumper, and we'll push the car off with your truck."
SittinOnDubsWGW: "you serious nigga?"
SittinOnDubsWGW: "hell yea, just push it off with your truck."
SittinOnDubsWGW: Me: "itll be fine"
SittinOnDubsWGW: *hahaahhaha* "alright, i guess we'll give it a shot."
SittinOnDubsWGW: gets in truck
SittinOnDubsWGW: comes up to the front bumper, "you sure this is what you want to do, my man?"
SittinOnDubsWGW: "yeah, come up real close and we'll just push it off with the truck."
SittinOnDubsWGW: *pulls up, gets the bumper on my bumper, starts to drive, car gets pushed off embankment
SittinOnDubsWGW: "fuck yeah!!!!"
SittinOnDubsWGW: I talk to the guys some more
SittinOnDubsWGW: "i appreciate everything sooooo much guys, here like I said back when i ran into you, I'll hook it up if we get the car free. Here's some cash, you guys are the shit." *give them like 28 bucks
SittinOnDubsWGW: i drive around some more
SittinOnDubsWGW: i guess
SittinOnDubsWGW: because I wake up this morning in a car dealership pakring lot sleeping
SittinOnDubsWGW: HAHAAHA
***EDIT***
found out some more info on the night. I got kicked out for yelling at some girls and whatnot making fun of them. so it turns out after I got kicked out, I went up and got my car from the parking garage. Then I decided that I wanted some chili dogs from the vender outside of the bar (which were delicious) so I parked my car in the middle of the street taking up two lanes with the door open for about 15-20 minutes while I eat some chili dogs and bs with my buddies outside of the bar.
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