Dearest Clit of Magic,
Hey bitch, waaazzzaaaa? Fuckin A right you masturbation material you! So clitters, I know you're going through a lot of changes right now what with re-locating and all, but I just wanted to tell you how hot you look right now. The shirt you're wearing really brings out the enormousness that are your breasts. You should also wear those pants more often, your ass looks like an endtable. Oh, and I love the landing strip you created earlier, very neat and even, your back massager has something to look forward to!! Well cumguzzler, I'm outtie, but remember to double click your mouse at least once a day.
Love always and forever,
You
P.S. PORCHMONKEY 4 LIFE
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