...I mean
real fucking hungry, and you have a bit of time and motivation, what do you normally eat?
Personally, I'd be more apt to lean toward a big god damned plate of nachos than just about anything else. We're talking about a solid layer of taco flavored Doritos, half pound of ortega-seasoned ground beef, some mother fucking shredded lettuce, a nice blend of fiesta cheese, some god damned jalapenos, and half a fucking bottle of medium Ortega.
It's much better than anything you make.
I guarantee it.