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Originally Posted by Shaw
it must have been seeing as BDH called me at 3:15 AM this morning.
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I didn't get back to my apartment till 5am.
Basically UB is fucking crazy, some sort of hidden switch in his brain is permanantly stuck on fast forward, and last night he was shall we say, a patron of the arts. And by the arts I mean filthy strippers.
Speaking of strippers, BDH knows how to fucking party, and was put up on stage at The Red Garter, thanks to the previously mentioned patronage of UB. He was then torn to shreds by some stripper and got his boxers ripped completely off of him, which were later worn as a trophy around both his and UB's neck.
What else, well ID got totally ripped off at the titty bar, paying a 20% surcharge to use his debit card to purchase the equivlant of titty bar monopoly money, that can't be used elsewhere.
Before all of this there was a trivia contest at Gaz's set up for the sole purpose of mocking f3lix and BDH, which UB ran, and toungegina kept score. Some of the answers were truely fucking painfull, but, good sportsman ship on both parts as they seemed to have to problem being the butt of what was apparantly a 3 hour long joke, I was only there for about the last hour.
Nobody can beat me PS2, especially not f3lix.
Back to BDH's undwear sitution, UB, after berating f3lix loudly and publicly for the second time in two nights, and telling us he hates us all for being pussies (which to be fair, he had a point, we where being pussies) for telling him to shut up at stake and shake at 3am, where we were seated next to 3 of Carmels finest, in retrospect, I don't even know if we were in Carmel, but anyway, the underwear (camo for the record) was soon taken from UB's neck and tied into a perfect windsor knot by BDH, and then returned to UB's neck who used it, with no hesistation as a napkin, repeatedly whiping his mouth with what had presumebly been recieving the gentle carres of BDH's balls meer hours ago.
There was a ton of more shit, I didnt even cover our first night or our trip to Broad Ripple on night two, or most of day two, as I wasnt there, but from what I understand they cancelled the football draft in favor of foosball and felatio.