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tonguegina · 08-05-2007, 10:40 PM

You forgot to mention that Dork and I are damn near unbeatable at foosball. We were like 20-1.

This is funny to read while drunk at 6am: http://nubblies.net/forums/showthrea...ghlight=jirafe

...and I learned that some strippers have surprisingly high morals. During a "charity dance," where all of the money that they made supposedly went to a children's hospital, I got into a theological debate with one of them.

"Don't you care about the children?"
"Eh..."
"God would be upset if you didn't help the children." (Read: God would be upset if I didn't rub my ass and tits in your face.)
"What if I don't believe in God?"
"Then you're going to Hell."

She then pushed my chair away pretty forcefully, although I'll admit they were on wheels, and stomped off.

08-05-2007, 10:40 PM	#47 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	You forgot to mention that Dork and I are damn near unbeatable at foosball. We were like 20-1. This is funny to read while drunk at 6am: http://nubblies.net/forums/showthrea...ghlight=jirafe ...and I learned that some strippers have surprisingly high morals. During a "charity dance," where all of the money that they made supposedly went to a children's hospital, I got into a theological debate with one of them. "Don't you care about the children?" "Eh..." "God would be upset if you didn't help the children." (Read: God would be upset if I didn't rub my ass and tits in your face.) "What if I don't believe in God?" "Then you're going to Hell." She then pushed my chair away pretty forcefully, although I'll admit they were on wheels, and stomped off.