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Originally Posted by tonguegina
You forgot to mention that Dork and I are damn near unbeatable at foosball. We were like 20-1.
"Don't you care about the children?"
"Eh..."
"God would be upset if you didn't help the children." (Read: God would be upset if I didn't rub my ass and tits in your face.)
"What if I don't believe in God?"
"Then you're going to Hell."
She then pushed my chair away pretty forcefully, although I'll admit they were on wheels, and stomped off.
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I didn't play much foosball, but I think I won more than I lost.
And how the fuck did I miss the stripper convo, thats gold.