[Cocktooth]

Tonight, I got kicked out of a Komets game. In order to understand the story, I have to go back to the last time the Komets played this team. I sat right by the opposing team's bench and got into with them the whole night. Several times, their coach had to yell to get his players to actually get on the ice. He to had some very adult comments while leaving the ice that night.

Fast forward to tonight. I am sitting 2 sections away from where I sat in said game. After the Komets gave up their 3rd goal in the first period, I stood to stretch my legs and see about 12 people standing and yelling at me by the Muskegon bench. It was all the people that I had sat with before forcing me to come back and sit with them. There was 1 free seat, and they wanted me to take it and give their bench a hard time. I sat there for the 2nd period, and the Komets cut the lead to 4-2. There was a questionable goal in the third, but when it was annouced, it meant a hat trick for a Komet player. I threw my hat on the ice, ( Same happened the last game in which my hat got spit on and whipped a few asses, and I didn't accept it back) well, after awhile there was much discussion about the goal. This entire time, I am going at it with the Muskegon bench to the point that every player on there team was mouthing to me. I was then yelled at by an Allen County Sheriff and escorted out of the seats. When outside of the seating area, I asked what I did and he got all hard ass on me and told me to shut my mouth ETC ETC. Him and I went around for about 5 minutes and he told me I was removed for thowing my hat on the ice. I explained to him it was a hockey tradition. At this time, there was 5 officers surrounding me like I was a criminal mastermind. They were all up tight with me. I told them they could search me or cuff me. I told them I just wanted them to feel comfortable so I wasn't a victim of overreaction like I have seen on YouTube. I was expecting some laughing, but none followed that comment. The badass officer asked for my social security number, and I explained to him if he wanted it, I would need more privacy. He then told me the real reason I was pulled out was because I did a "DX Chop" towards my groin and threw up the double middle finger to people acrossed the arena. I told him that I haven't done the DX chop since 8th grade, and I only give the finger when someone is a dumbass driver. He then realized that I wasn't drunk, and said that I would be the focus everytime I came to games.

Sorry this post is so long, but here is the round up as of right now. I filed a report against the Allen County Sheriff's Department. Everyone sitting around me has emailed the Komets GM and Owner. The head of security talked to me and pin pointed the sheriff without me even explaining what he looked like. Sorry I bored everyone, but I thought it was a funny story

If I was black, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would be on there way up right now, and I would end up being rich.