SCotD:
Last night i did my usual nightly ritual.....masturbating with my back massager and then passing out when i cum (usually with the massager still in my hand). Well this morning i felt exponentially moist in my nether regions. When i sent my hand to investigate i found out that i started my menstrual cycle earlier than predicted. Luckily i still had the tissue i had used to splooge the night before so no red rain on my sheets! Whew!
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