You already do too much Orgazmo. As a trusted member of this site I would like formally submit the following resume:
I once shaved the entire body of a rhinocerous with a mach 3 turbo.
That about covers my qualifications. My availability is open. My references are as follows:
Repugnant Abomination
The rest of you would probably sell me out.
You have my contact information, I hope to be hearing from you soon.
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