I am interested in the position only if I can supervise / consult.
Credentials:
In my extensive management experience I have supervised both mentally challenged and mentally almost-capable people.
I once helped a retarded kid named Ned create a rap revolving around his name.
My name is Ned
it rhymes with Ted
Don't call me Ed
Don't call me Ted
I'll hit you in the head
Dye it red
Put you to bed
Don't call me Ted
Aaaaiiiight?
While the lyrics don't flow like a true rapmaster such as Busta Rhymes or Snoop, they certainly give credence to my ability to supervise. I also once filled a large box with helium balloons and told him that he needed to put the box of stuff away and when he opened it all the balloons flew out and hit him in the face on their way to the ceiling. "NED, are you going to put those balloons away or what!?"
|