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Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache
I wasn't aware it was in the realm of political correctness to add experience with retards to one's resume. Being the classy guy that I am, I left it out. Now that I know the gloves are off, I'd like to add that one time I tried to fuck a semi-retarded chick. She wasn't full retard but was pretty close. I'd say about like this here:
I was cockblocked several times before finally getting her alone. She still shot me down, but not before I stole several quarters from her nightstand and turned off the lights and pretended I was a ghost. I really scared the shit out of her, it was hilarious. |
Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades. Fucking a retard is neither. I actually did coach a retard to make a rap song.