First off let me start by saying the following: Fuck you and the Airheads horse you rode in on buddy. Airheads suck.
Airheads are the Go-Bots to the Laffy Taffy's Transformers. Airheads are Hershey's Crackle to Laffy Taffy's Nestle Crunch. Airheads are the aborted Jew-fetus to Laffy Taffy's Blue-eyed German infant. I could go on forever, but I am sure you get the point. I am almost equally sure that this is you trolling because no fool would dare think that Airheads are better than Laffy Taffy in any respect.
Laffy Taffy brings you every bit of chewy deliciousness that Airheads does without a few major drawbacks:
A). Airheads are oily. Not sticky like candy is supposed to be, but they seep an oil onto your fingers as you eat them, this has a similar effect to crude oil destroying the fur and feathers of arctic dwelling wildlife.
B). Airheads don't last as long.
C). Airheads cause instant indigestion (from the horrible horrible oil)
And finally I bring you Exhibit
D). Sprinkles, Airheads do not have delicious sprinkles as an optional feature. Bonus points to Laffy Taffy for placing imitation candy watermelon seeds in the watermelon flavored taffy.
