Every couple months or so I see an acquaintance at IU that GWB will affectionately know as "poof." In fact, I don't even remember his real name. I'm not sure, but I think poof is on his 7th year of college going for a business degree. Poof is a really nice guy, and every time I see him we always have friendly chit chat.
Today I was in the Union eating a pizza when poof sits down at the next table to me and says hi. I was drinking one of my favorite energy drinks called full throttle. Poof says "Aw man you're drinking that crap, man I got an awesome energy drink for you. Its awesome stuff, it was started up some skaters (or snowboarders some "cool" group) and it's really taking off." He then start spewing these stats like 0 carbs, # of milliliters of this and that.
I don't like where this is going so I interrupt him and half jokingly ask him if he is a spokesperson for them or something. To my horror, poof explains that he is in a "business partnership" with Amway International and he can hook me up with this badass energy drink.
I quickly change the subject and start eating my pizza as fast as I can. When I finish I get up and say "Well, poof I gotta go but it was good to see you."
He says "wait, lemme get your number so I can bring over some of those energy drinks sometime."
I reluctantly relinquish my telephone number so I can get the fuck out of there.
I need some good Christian advice. As far as I see it I have 3 options.
A. screen my phone calls for a couple weeks and risk seeing poof again some time.
B. Answer and just tell him there is no way I am buying his energy drinks and tell him I was just being nice.
C. Let him bring his energy drinks over and make him waste his time giving his spiel (sp?)
No matter what there is
literally
no way I am going to be opening up my wallet for these energy drinks that "are so exclusive they can only be ordered online."
What would you do?