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Originally Posted by theMerciless1
no joke, i actually went to the post office with a quart of beer and tried to mail it. they asked me if there was liquid in the bottle and i said yes. they asked if it was alcohol and i said no. they opened up the paper, looked at the bottle and just handed it back to me. i drank it and thought about you.
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You definitely don't want to mess with the USPS. Those scummy bastards. You should send me some clove Cigarettes though, they happen to be illegal in the fine state of Utah.