In short, the chute inside was about 2 feet wide...and this box was about 2.5 feet wide. So I put it in so that it was sticking out and proceeded to slam the steel chute upwards until the guitar neck snapped enough to cram it in there. The box was completely ripped to shit afterward (guitar bits littering the ground, and whatnot); however, when it was all said and done, the box was wholly in the chute.
...of course, it was wedged in there, so, after turning the chute over, the package just stayed in the chute (instead of dropping into the little basket back there or whatever the hell catches the packages).
Had I had my wits about me, I would have taken a picture.
I then almost pissed my pants on the ride back to my house. DD had to let me out in some neighborhood.
Sidenote: DD, did I leave gloves in your car?
Update: Turns out I
did take a picture! Huzzah! Pardon the absolute shit quality.
