07-05-2009, 05:50 AM
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Ahoy Fuckbag
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In a pineapple under the sea
Posts: 3,540
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Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination
That's no way to talk to a lady, Blonde.
Malibu, I still feel we have a connection. A deep, binding connection that spans across time and space to reveal two people standing naked with each other, just being, captured in a perfect moment when all that matters is love. Take me, be with me, let me whisper the secret of the stars into your ear while I hold you. You are so much more than this, so much better than this place. If only you knew how truly wonderful you are - if only you'd lower the castle gates long enough for me to get close to you.
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And then what? Finish the fucking story man.
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You often seem to think that the lowest-hanging-fruit makes you some sort of comedy genius. You're just not a good person. You're spiteful, constantly negative, and bring others down to make yourself feel better. I just don't have room for that.
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