when you gonna let me tap that?
1. Text all the bitches in your phone saying "when you gonna let me tap that?"
2. Post results here.
3. ?????
4. Get laid.
Girl #1:
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: hahahaha
me: answer the question, please
her: [no response]
Girl #2:
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: lol ur a dork! but smooth of course
me: so was that a yes?
her: lol yea since ur in tx and all!
me: score!
her: totally
Girl #3:
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: well that's a greeting i get everyday!
me: answer the question, please.
her: go do some yoga!
me: can i tap that after yoga?
her: are you in az?
me: i'll be the one asking the questions
her: my ex boyfriend (soulmate) and ex hubby from 5 years ago both want me back! unless you want an ass kickin then prly no tapping at this time, but i like your style
me: i do have good style, thank you
her: and good kisses!
Girl #4:
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: whoo the hel l is this?
me: i'll ask the questions around here. you just answer.
her: look fucktard... you best crawl back in the hole you came from
me: after you let me tap it, that is, right?
her: the only thing thats gonna tap is your mis shaped head when it hits the floor... one more text and i assure u i will know where to find u
me: hey don't you threate... oh shit!
her: that wasn't a threat, it was a promise. i will know ur name and where you work in 2 hours
me: baby, if you need directions, you could just ask
Girl #5:
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: tonight!
me: thank you for cutting to the chase
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