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Unread 12-18-2009, 09:14 AM   #38 (permalink)
DDTempest
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Originally Posted by Banana Tits View Post
DDTempest: Your Santa's feelings have been hurt. I've been told your package was delivered to the front porch on 12/15 and you havent so much as mentioned it. Stop acting like a dumb bitch and get on it.
Sorry Santa ... my porch is roughly 15 feet long and I expect all packages to be right outside my door ... UPS deposited it in some random nook at the very front of my porch where it has sat for approximately three days now ... opening now!

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You often seem to think that the lowest-hanging-fruit makes you some sort of comedy genius. You're just not a good person. You're spiteful, constantly negative, and bring others down to make yourself feel better. I just don't have room for that.
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