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Dearest DDTempest,
I hope this letter finds you in good spirits. This package contains what could be called Christmas gifts, but they are truly much more. Individually, each item is just a great gift. Howerver, when assembled into a kid and used properly, the contents of the box you received are the tools you need to become the SUPERSTAR everyone knows you can be!
Now get out there and be somebody!
Sincerely,
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P.S. XOXOXOXO
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HOLY SHIT 3D PUZZLES!!
An assortment of gel clings to decorate my windows / mirrors / shower doors.
A $5 gift card to CVS ... Oh you!
I could stop right there and this would be a far better Christmas than last year (the one that Shaw ruined), but there is more!
I am not sure which of the following is cooler ....
PREHISTORIC FUCKING CREATURE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently these tiny little eggs turn into three eye shrimps!
Last but not least, what is surely to be a literary classic ...
Make Love* *The Bruce Campbell Way
THANKS SANTA!!!