Received my gift today as expected. Here is photographic documentation.
The package
Contents of package
The card
The smaller box
The card front reads:
With Love, Son, at Christmas
"A family's traditions may change through the years - but the closeness they share is for always."
The inside reads:
No matter what changes life brings to our family, one thing will remain the same - the warmth and love left for a wonderful son like you.
Merry Christmas
A hand-written note reads:
It's probably not much of a secret who your Santa is at this point, but fuck that, you've got to try this pie. Hope you're not allergic to pecans. If you are, re-gift this awesome shit.
UB is my secret Santa. A good gift that arrived on time with a card that appeals to my ethnic background. Solid showing, sir. Thanks. And I'm not allergic, so I will most definitely be enjoying this bastard sometime over the weekend.