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Ugly Bastard · 12-30-2009, 12:29 AM

I returned home from Indiana today to find the following package waiting on me:

I opened to find the following contents:

I believe that is supposed to be Jesus Christ chained up in a padlock. I presume the key I received in one my cards earlier will free Jesus. I'm still debating on whether or not I will let him go. Now let's open that package.

Holy jumping titties, it's the Men Are Better Than Women book. What makes this even more crazy is that no less than four hours ago while I was on my flight home, I thought about how I should buy that book. It's not like I think about this book every day, either. In fact, when I thought about MABTW today it went something like "oh shit... I totally forgot about that site. I should get that book." Bam... it's in a box for me when I get home.

Pretty god damned eerie. Come forth Santa so that I might drench you in posrep web points. My suspicion is that it is DDT, though I am not 100% certain.

12-30-2009, 12:29 AM	#73 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I returned home from Indiana today to find the following package waiting on me: I opened to find the following contents: I believe that is supposed to be Jesus Christ chained up in a padlock. I presume the key I received in one my cards earlier will free Jesus. I'm still debating on whether or not I will let him go. Now let's open that package. Holy jumping titties, it's the Men Are Better Than Women book. What makes this even more crazy is that no less than four hours ago while I was on my flight home, I thought about how I should buy that book. It's not like I think about this book every day, either. In fact, when I thought about MABTW today it went something like "oh shit... I totally forgot about that site. I should get that book." Bam... it's in a box for me when I get home. Pretty god damned eerie. Come forth Santa so that I might drench you in posrep web points. My suspicion is that it is DDT, though I am not 100% certain.