Sorry for the delay niggers. I received this on the night i lost use of my right hand. I'm timing the post time, left handed only.
this was hard as fuck to cut through.
contents include: a recycled card, a book on economics in britain, two types of tea tree shower gel, a used (badass) watchmen mug, 'a confession' by leo tolstoy (a religious reference to me), a rain meter?, two miniature fantasy figurines, a jar of marmite (disgusting btw, nice black out korea reference though), and a broken Thing figure (what is that, pewter?)
Clearly Dent.
in the tolstoy book, i found this little fucker:
what should i do tonight.....
Did you get a bitch to write this?
Can i get her email?
Pretty kickass Secret Santa gift. Thanks dude.
By now it should be clear I am Orgazmos Secret Santa. On top of kind of forgetting about it till late December, my hand really threw a wrench in being able to not only tape up a box by myself, also do what is required because of the nature of his gift and get it to the post office or even write an address. You will get it, I just need a little longer. Sorry.
This took 29 minutes