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Orgazmo · 01-21-2010, 01:03 PM

Sam, you just don't fucking get it, do you? Of course God didn't cause the earthquake. Why the fuck would he do that? (though he does work in mysterious ways...)

This is clearly the work of the devil. Luckily, Pat Robertson has already confirmed this for us. Sure, maybe a tectonic plate moved...but who made it move? WHO MADE THE GOD DAMNED THING MOVE, BLONDE?

Satan did. Because of a deal gone wrong. With the Haitians.

01-21-2010, 01:03 PM	#555 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Sam, you just don't fucking get it, do you? Of course God didn't cause the earthquake. Why the fuck would he do that? (though he does work in mysterious ways...) This is clearly the work of the devil. Luckily, Pat Robertson has already confirmed this for us. Sure, maybe a tectonic plate moved...but who made it move? WHO MADE THE GOD DAMNED THING MOVE, BLONDE? Satan did. Because of a deal gone wrong. With the Haitians.