Here's a funny joke. You've probably heard it before.
God is sitting up in heaven with his bling bling and his herum of topless big tittied angels, sippin on jac, smokin a spliff. He's like fuck man (to the Archangel Gaberiel) I need a vacation! Gabe's like well shit nigga, you need to go to Pluto right now, get away from it all and just relax in solitude. God's like nah nigga, that shit is way to cold. So ol Gabe's like, check out Saturn, this time of year the rings are really beautiful n shit. God's like nah fuck that shit you be trippin. Then Gabe's like, why don't you go to Earth, the people there are really nice, there's lots to do, the climate is really nice. God's like nah mayne, last time I was there I fucked a bitch and they STILL talkin bout it!
Edit: God's black and heaven is a proponent of affirmative action.
What's the fastest way to the seventh level of hell?
I'll tell you, by not sending me enough worship to buy a fucking jet ski!
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