I'VE RECEIVED A SECRET SANTA GIFT
And I'm assuming it's from DJ FC.
I heard a rap upon my door just 20 minutes ago. As I opened up I found not a man, but a box! A box that I had not expected. One with a post-office-corrected address on it. One from Amazon! All clues that point to this being a gift.
With excitement, I ripped the son of a bitch open only to find a wrapped item inside:
On the card
Quote:
Dear Mr Gazmo:
I know how deeply you wanted a Korean gift from your Santa. Now you can make your own KOREAN NOM NOMS
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Hard as a rock now, I slowly eased into the gift. After unwrapping the supple ribbon, the wrapping tore off without incident.
What could this be? Perhaps a gift from Heaven? I couldn't take it any longer! I persisted until the edge of the gift exposed itself!
And then, with a simple grab, the gift showed itself fully.
! A glorious cookbook,
Good Morning, Kimchi!, with "Forty Different Kinds of Traditional & Fusion Kimchi Recipes"! And each one looks more delicious than the next.
I've never been happier.
This is very appreciated, Substitute Santa. I'm sure Tits will enjoy making every one of these things for me.
Please make a post to claim your deed so that you may be properly thanked.