He drank 2 shots of piss. Originally, it was just one shot of my friend's piss for $20. But after he agreed to it, my friend's girlfriend said she'd give him $5 more to drink a shot of her piss as well. He agreed and drank them with ease. The next morning he had a nice big McDonald's breakfast. So we like to say that he drank 2 shots of piss for $18 and a McGriddle.
His other biggest negative trait is personal hygiene. He could have showered a bit more, but what made it worse was he barely ever washed his towel. It fucking wreaked. He'd get relatively clean in the shower only to dry off with his giant cotton bacteria/mold farm.
His best skill as a roommate: sweeping the floor.
He is a sweeping master. Sweeping isn't a difficult thing, but he does it extremely well. I suppose what I said earlier about him working at pizza hut for 6+ years with nothing to show for it isn't entirely true. He can sweep like the wind. Time well spent.
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