My roommate freshmen year downloaded an assload of fucked up porn onto my computer freshmen year and kept it in a folder named "Candy"
Most of them had odd file names so I clicked on one with something like "vid3520" and it turned out to be a tranny sucking off a horse ... could not look my roommate in the eye after that.
My other roommates a couple years later were both from Warsaw, one was a slob, the other a neat freak. The neat freak would only clean his room and sometimes woke up having "night terrors" running through the house screaming. The slob never cleaned his room and often had ants helping themselves to moldy pizza. Neat freak never turned off the oven or stove before going to class, he would just cook something and leave the shit on a hot stove for hours ... came home one time to a smoldering oven mitt left on the exhaust burner of the stove, had I been ten minutes slower in getting home the house would probably have burned down. The slob left his toothbrush in the shower so I occasionally used it to scrub my taint.
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