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but also because masturbation is directly connected to yeast infections in women and prostate cancer in young men
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Wat?! I'm pretty sure everything I've ever heard on the subject suggests the precise opposite.
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For adults, masturbation exhausts. It can make one groggy and unfocused. It has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex and less about their work at hand.
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Wat?!? Again... the exact opposite is the case!
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One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear.
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*jaw drops* *eyes boggle*
Wow... just wow.