[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

2. Shitting is awesome. My bowels... my god my bowels. They are just delighted as a pig in shit right now. I used to only shit once a day like clockwork. About an hour after waking up, I'll take a shit, and that will be that. If I drank heavily the night before, I'll probably shit once or twice more throughout the day. On a vegan diet, I have been shitting no less than 3 times a day and each time it's just downright blissful. Big, loose, floating shits that just fly out of you and feel great on the way out. We all know what kind of shit I'm talking about because they're one of our most favorite kind of shits to have. I've been enjoying them 3-5 times a day since going vegan. Today, I woke up at noon and had shit, I kid you not, four times by 4:00 pm. I can think of two reasons why this is probably the case, a.) meat is hard on your digestive system and b.) vegetables are loaded with fiber. Being that I've cut out meat entirely and have been eating 10x the amount of fruit and vegetables as I typically do, it's pretty clear why I'm shitting my brains out.

Your body also shits alot when there are things your digestive tract can't digest, like cellulose in most vegetables or even something like Uranium. What kind of toilet paper are you using? I would not want to shit away from home more than once ... maybe twice a day because public toilet paper is rough on the asshole.