[BigDongedHoe]

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

I'm sorry to hijack the thread, but I can't take it anymore. I want to know the real Mr. Mistoffelees, not whatever personality you come up with or some obvious mimicry you've picked up. I've been on these boards a long time and I've only caught flashes, glimpses of the real man behind the persona's. Even Vaga, who I know almost nothing about, posts authentically. I feel like I can at least get a hold on him, clutch him to my breast - but you, you sir are elusive, an enigma - the Keyser Soze, the Tyler Durden of the boards.

He urinates on himself when he drinks too much IRL.