Fucking Wall Street. I shoulda listened to Beebs. I would have walked out except my date said I was being an asshole. Oliver Stone has so little understanding of the subject matter, and was so fucking preachy. The plot was ridiculous. Michael Douglas can't act anymore and thought he could coast by acting like Gordon Gekko. Oh and we're supposed to see him back smoking a cigar and wearing suspenders and swoon "Oooooh it's gordon gekko what a badass!" Fuck that. A two-minute cameo by Bud Fox makes me never want to see the ORIGINAL Wall Street again. And I'll say it again.
SHIA LABOUEF IS A FUCKING DOUCHE AND I WANT TO KNOW WHO TOLD HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS THAT HE IS A TALENTED ACTOR.
(And I rewatched "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints" because it's an awesome movie and the truth is Shia doesn't do anything in it, Channing Tatum outshines the shit out of him and frankly, Channing Tatum is a kind of shit actor too but he still nails it because the script is phenomenal.)
Seriously though Wall Street fucking blows, I've not enjoyed movies before but this one was fucking insulting.
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