Just got into it again. Was burning some incense cause my apt. doesn't smell too good after cooking some food.
"What is that?"
"Oh just some incense"
"You're burning (insert can't believe what i'm hearing, seeing a grown man watching Barney tone)incense."
(I got a little peeved) "This is my apartment, you know." (puts out incense)
"Yeah, but you have a guest.
"I'll remember that next time I'm home for Christmas and Mom is burning holiday candles"
"You just compared (insert another unecessary smartass, holier than though tone) incense to candles."
"...How are they different?"
"................................................. ......................................i guess they're both lit up..."
(waits at doorway)"...and?"
"..."
(I close door)
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