A few semesters back I was taking two summer school classes that had a 4 hour break between them which I frequently used to get near pass out drunk at a local bar. The second class was, "Magic, Witchcraft, & Religion" which for some reason satisfied some GE anthropology requirement. There were questions on the final related to zombie survival for fuck's sake. But I digress. Anyway, I stumbled into the bathroom and took about a 30 second piss into this before realizing its true purpose:
I'm still not sure why no one walked in on me. I'm quite certain my karma scales are tipped in the other direction and this would have been a good opportunity to even them out a bit.