My girlfriend and I each got a public intox charge a year or two ago, but there was no hiding that we were drunk. They found us passed out in the back seat of the car with our pants undone and the door hanging wide open.
They didn't appreciate her informing them the degree of douchelike assmongers she believed them to be, nor my drunken sarcasm when answering the 'have you been drinking?' question, my reply being, "Well obviously, if I was drinking Tang, this wouldn't be happening". I was nearly blackout drunk, I'm pretty sure I was pushing a .20 on the breathalyzer. Makes for a good story now but it sucked at the time...at least I got laid.
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