If this planet is ever destroyed I hope I somehow escape to some shitty planet where my mediocrity is considered super. I wouldn't even mind if they called me Mediocreman as long as the standard of speed and strength was well below our current standards.
"Holy shit, look at Mediocreman go! He's running like 12 MPH! And now look! He's carrying 30 lbs!!!!!!!"
And then Repug could come be my arch nemesis and we'd have a completely unepic battle that still managed to destroy parts of their shoddily constructed city.
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