While all the vehicles Beebs just mentioned are indeed certifiable Boss Rides, the owner of the vehicle matters just as much as the vehicle itself. Buying a car is like a marriage. For instance, the 911 is a Mega Boss Ride, but it's less of a Mega Boss Ride for some and more of one for others. It depends on the driver. For instance, f3lix in a 911 makes the 911 a god damned hugely Mega Boss Ride. When band director f3lix gets out of his 911, people are going to say, "holy fucking shit, f3lix drives a 911?! What a baller!" I contend that when financial trader FC gets out of a 911, people are going to think, "oh look, another douchebag financial trader in a 911." This is why I like a Boss Ass SUV for FC. When FC climbs out of a Commander or a motherfuckin' Range Rover, people are going to stop, pause, look at him and say, "oh my. Who is that boss ass motherfucker driving that Commander with the sick wheels? I'll bet he has an 11 inch dick and makes seven-figures."
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